1 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:03,402 [Crow caws] 2 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:08,529 Frankie: Ah, summer. There's nothing like it. 3 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:11,409 And this was the best one we had in ages. 4 00:00:11,529 --> 00:00:13,711 Maybe it was 'cause we had nowhere to go. 5 00:00:13,778 --> 00:00:16,094 Maybe it was 'cause we had nothing to do. 6 00:00:16,109 --> 00:00:20,339 I don't know. It was just a nice, relaxing summer. 7 00:00:20,636 --> 00:00:23,954 Boss Co. branched out into landscaping. 8 00:00:27,552 --> 00:00:31,229 Brick actually put down his book and picked up a new hobby. 9 00:00:39,492 --> 00:00:42,336 Sue spent her summer getting ready for her senior year... 10 00:00:42,456 --> 00:00:46,287 - [pencil sharpener whirs] - A year she dubbed "The Year of Sue." 11 00:00:46,911 --> 00:00:49,580 [Pencil sharpener whirs] 12 00:00:49,647 --> 00:00:51,014 [Exhales forcefully] 13 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:51,949 [Air hisses] 14 00:00:51,977 --> 00:00:54,985 Mike WD-40'd everything in the house. 15 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:03,046 And I finally got around to flipping our mattress. 16 00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:09,767 Yep. After all these years, we finally got it down. 17 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:12,127 It was summer the way it was meant to be... 18 00:01:12,247 --> 00:01:13,670 nice and lazy. 19 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:16,382 It felt like the longest summer ever. 20 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,315 [Branches rustle] 21 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,843 I thought I heard something going on back here. 22 00:01:19,911 --> 00:01:22,354 What are you guys doing in the pool in the middle of the day? 23 00:01:22,372 --> 00:01:25,226 Oh, you know, just enjoying the last Friday of summer 24 00:01:25,244 --> 00:01:26,818 before school starts. 25 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:29,955 Frankie, school started on Monday. 26 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:31,482 - What?! What?! - Axl: Classic. 27 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,586 Wait, how could this happen? 28 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:35,259 Why didn't anybody tell us?! 29 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:37,574 It was posted right on the school website. 30 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:40,811 Oh, my God, mom. You didn't check the website?! 31 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:43,052 Oh, my God. Why didn't you check the website?! 32 00:01:43,098 --> 00:01:45,873 - I can never remember my password! - Aah! 33 00:01:45,993 --> 00:01:48,019 This was supposed to be The Year of Sue. 34 00:01:48,022 --> 00:01:49,677 [Breathing heavily] I'm missing everything. 35 00:01:49,696 --> 00:01:52,176 I missed my first last Monday of my senior year. 36 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:54,351 I missed my first last Tuesday of my senior year. 37 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,262 - I missed my first... - We know how a calendar works, Sue. 38 00:01:56,289 --> 00:01:58,517 - Apparently, we don't. - I would just like to point out 39 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,501 I didn't get to miss a week of school my senior year. 40 00:02:00,502 --> 00:02:02,661 You people owe me a full week of leisure time. 41 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:05,164 Brick: What about me?! It's hard enough being the weird kid. 42 00:02:05,183 --> 00:02:07,478 Try being the weird kid who shows up a week late. 43 00:02:07,598 --> 00:02:09,088 [Gurgling] Week late. 44 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:11,670 All right. Listen. We can still make part of the day. 45 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,975 Come on. Come on, people. Axl, get out of the way. 46 00:02:13,998 --> 00:02:16,834 Ugh! Dad WD-40'd the ladder! 47 00:02:19,237 --> 00:02:20,504 Hey. 48 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:22,829 Take another shot at the old man 49 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:24,126 before you head back to school? 50 00:02:24,153 --> 00:02:26,739 - Your school didn't start already, did it? - No, but yours did, 51 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:28,422 'cause you just got into the school of Axl 52 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:30,228 where you'll be majoring in getting your butt kicked 53 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:32,482 with a minor in humiliation. 54 00:02:33,617 --> 00:02:34,918 Uh-oh! 55 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:36,343 - [Chuckles] - [Ball bouncing] 56 00:02:36,463 --> 00:02:38,455 Little late in the summer for a block party, isn't it? 57 00:02:38,523 --> 00:02:40,056 - [Chuckles] - Go. 58 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:41,400 Mike wasn't the kind of dad 59 00:02:41,419 --> 00:02:43,575 who'd let his kids win at anything. 60 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:45,425 - [Ball clattering] - Mike: 7-0. 61 00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:47,583 That's called a skunk, my friend. 62 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,602 Hey, dummy, I win. See? 63 00:02:50,635 --> 00:02:52,002 Right here. 64 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:57,837 Which is why it was so strange when... 65 00:02:57,957 --> 00:02:59,958 [Ball bouncing] 66 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,349 Oh, my God. 67 00:03:01,469 --> 00:03:03,928 I did it. I beat my dad. 68 00:03:03,956 --> 00:03:06,407 I just beat my dad in basketball! 69 00:03:06,527 --> 00:03:08,771 - [Laughs] - You won one game. 70 00:03:08,891 --> 00:03:10,363 Put a monkey in front of a typewriter, 71 00:03:10,388 --> 00:03:11,536 he'll eventually type a sentence. 72 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:13,893 Well, the sentence that monkey typed was 73 00:03:13,925 --> 00:03:17,049 [inhales deeply] "I beat my dad at basketball!" 74 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:18,878 - [Laughs] - Keep your pants on. 75 00:03:18,906 --> 00:03:21,546 - Let's go again. - All right. I'll play you again. 76 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,884 But I want you to know if... 77 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:25,289 or should I say when I beat you again, 78 00:03:25,303 --> 00:03:26,945 I will be the perfect gentleman. 79 00:03:26,972 --> 00:03:30,140 I'm the king of the world! 80 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,908 Whoo! 81 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,913 [Keyboard clacking] "Frankie1234." 82 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,414 [Sighs] 83 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:39,383 "Colinfirth." 84 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,751 Hmm. [Clicks tongue] 85 00:03:40,818 --> 00:03:43,153 "Mrs. Frankiefirth?" 86 00:03:43,221 --> 00:03:45,283 Yes! I should write that down. 87 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,195 - Eh. Nah, I'll remember. - [Sighs] 88 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:49,126 That was the longest day of my life. 89 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:52,510 Which is ironic, seeing as I was only there for 47 minutes. 90 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,283 Oh, no. What happened? 91 00:03:54,403 --> 00:03:56,717 Well, because I missed the first four days of school, 92 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:58,217 I have no idea what we're studying, 93 00:03:58,226 --> 00:03:59,845 and neither do the assorted ne'er-do-wells 94 00:03:59,845 --> 00:04:01,162 who share the back row with me. 95 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,790 My options for gym shorts 96 00:04:02,799 --> 00:04:05,722 were either adult large or a youth extra-small. 97 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:07,910 Oh, and I have to play Hitler in the school play. 98 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:10,555 Listen, Brick, I know you didn't get off to the best start, 99 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,015 but you should take a lesson from your sister. 100 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,698 When things are the toughest, 101 00:04:14,735 --> 00:04:16,381 that's when you got to stay positive. 102 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:20,089 [Groans loudly] The Year of Sue is ruined! 103 00:04:20,607 --> 00:04:22,820 I missed everything. 104 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:24,750 I missed all the sign-ups for all the committees. 105 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,250 I missed the senior panoramic picture. 106 00:04:26,277 --> 00:04:27,649 I missed the candlelight ceremony 107 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:29,360 where the seniors light the candles for the juniors. 108 00:04:29,387 --> 00:04:31,728 I missed the senior pep rally and the senior spirit rally, 109 00:04:31,728 --> 00:04:33,814 and I know those sound like the same thing, but they are not. 110 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:36,137 Honey, I know it's not an ideal situation. 111 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:37,701 Oh, no. And you haven't even heard the worst of it. 112 00:04:37,821 --> 00:04:39,879 - I haven't? - Christine Feltkelner, 113 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,745 the only other person in the senior class with braces, 114 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,766 got her braces off over the summer, 115 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:47,702 which makes me the only senior in the whole school 116 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:49,714 who still has braces. 117 00:04:49,732 --> 00:04:51,703 And don't tell me if I am the only one, 118 00:04:51,712 --> 00:04:53,075 that is what makes me special. 119 00:04:53,112 --> 00:04:55,298 That worked with the Terry-cloth pants grandma made me, 120 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:57,100 but not with this. 121 00:04:57,466 --> 00:05:00,833 Sue, I know it seems like you're never gonna get them off, 122 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,213 and I don't get it, either. 123 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,821 They look perfect to me. 124 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:07,088 But you just have to hang in there. You're so close. 125 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:09,675 Am I? Am I? 126 00:05:10,015 --> 00:05:11,762 Because every time I go to Dr. Niller, 127 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,012 he says, "three more months." 128 00:05:13,132 --> 00:05:16,100 I go in March, and he says, "three more months." 129 00:05:16,168 --> 00:05:18,356 I go in June, and he says, "three more months." 130 00:05:18,393 --> 00:05:21,759 I go in September, and he says, "three more months." 131 00:05:21,774 --> 00:05:23,515 See? Look, I circled it on the calendar. 132 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:25,271 While you were circling things on the calendar, 133 00:05:25,289 --> 00:05:27,466 maybe you could have circled the first day of school. 134 00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:35,533 - [Objects rattling] - Axl: [Muffled] Brick! 135 00:05:35,653 --> 00:05:38,149 I got one week off between football and classes. 136 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:39,631 I'm trying to get some sleep. 137 00:05:39,751 --> 00:05:41,396 You own three shirts. 138 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:43,518 Pick one and hit the road. 139 00:05:43,562 --> 00:05:45,244 Sorry. It's just 140 00:05:45,364 --> 00:05:47,543 seventh grade is a little more challenging than I thought it'd be. 141 00:05:47,552 --> 00:05:49,253 Oh, my God. I don't care. 142 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:51,183 Why are you trying to get close to me? 143 00:05:51,201 --> 00:05:53,021 I'm gone, man. Move on! 144 00:05:53,341 --> 00:05:55,719 My classmates are definitely getting more mature. 145 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:57,466 Boys are sitting with girls now. 146 00:05:57,512 --> 00:05:59,515 There's a kid in the locker room with a beard. 147 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:02,852 If I don't act, I could get left behind, 148 00:06:02,972 --> 00:06:05,660 so I dug deep and really did some soul searching, 149 00:06:05,679 --> 00:06:07,342 and I figured out what my problem is. 150 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:09,163 I need a new backpack. 151 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:10,462 Uh-huh. 152 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:12,987 I'm using my "Shaq-will" O'Neal one, 153 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:14,459 and according to a guy on a sports team, 154 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:17,340 he's not even playing anymore. So I'm changing it up. 155 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,334 It's a whole new Brick this year. 156 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:21,081 And the new Brick carries... 157 00:06:21,575 --> 00:06:22,901 A messenger bag. 158 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,142 Here's your first message... no one cares. 159 00:06:25,215 --> 00:06:27,228 Oh-ho, I think they will. 160 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,167 See, the beauty of a messenger bag 161 00:06:29,213 --> 00:06:30,713 is you can adjust it to your mood. 162 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:34,619 Left, right, over the shoulder, over the chest. 163 00:06:35,131 --> 00:06:36,229 Hmm. 164 00:06:36,485 --> 00:06:39,768 Maybe with just a slight adjustment. 165 00:06:42,822 --> 00:06:45,136 I think this is how they're wearing it these days. 166 00:06:52,573 --> 00:06:54,932 Dr. Niller: There's my star patient. 167 00:06:55,037 --> 00:06:56,652 How you doing, Sue? 168 00:06:56,672 --> 00:06:57,813 Pretty good, except... 169 00:06:57,832 --> 00:07:00,823 And there's mom. How's mom doing? 170 00:07:00,943 --> 00:07:02,771 - Well... - Okay. Let's take a look. 171 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:04,316 Open for me. 172 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:06,694 Uh-huh. Looks very good. 173 00:07:06,713 --> 00:07:08,661 - Uh-huh. - No, I mean it. 174 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:12,153 This is exactly what I've been hoping to see today. 175 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,487 The incisors are finally in the right place, 176 00:07:14,524 --> 00:07:17,093 the premolars are rotated beautifully. 177 00:07:17,213 --> 00:07:19,727 [Muffled] Well, I have been wearing my rubber bands. 178 00:07:19,764 --> 00:07:21,428 I've got to tell you, Sue, 179 00:07:21,693 --> 00:07:24,575 this is precisely what we've been waiting for. 180 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:27,236 There's only one thing left to say. 181 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:29,724 - [Squealing] - I'll see you in three months. 182 00:07:29,844 --> 00:07:31,672 [Screeches] 183 00:07:32,135 --> 00:07:33,645 No. 184 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,791 - No? - No. 185 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:36,672 No more months. 186 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:38,904 You know, I've been on your side, but enough is enough. 187 00:07:38,922 --> 00:07:41,204 Look at her. Look at this bite. 188 00:07:41,272 --> 00:07:43,806 What is wrong with this bite, Dr. Niller? Hmm? 189 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,123 These teeth are perfect! 190 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:47,189 They may look good to the naked eye, 191 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:50,949 - but with a few more tweaks... - No. No more tweaks. 192 00:07:51,069 --> 00:07:53,254 It's been eight years, for God's sakes. 193 00:07:53,374 --> 00:07:54,845 There comes a time when you have to say, 194 00:07:54,882 --> 00:07:56,748 "the cake is done," and take it out of the oven. 195 00:07:56,787 --> 00:07:58,065 I know you're frustrated, 196 00:07:58,101 --> 00:08:00,077 but the bone is just a little spongy. 197 00:08:00,086 --> 00:08:01,467 Spongy bone. 198 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:04,165 I'll tell you what's spongy... your bank account, 199 00:08:04,174 --> 00:08:06,058 'cause it's sucking up all our money. 200 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,254 And don't think we don't know about the lake house you bought, 201 00:08:08,263 --> 00:08:09,452 'cause it was in the paper. 202 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,034 Maybe next time, you don't brag about it on the front page. 203 00:08:12,078 --> 00:08:13,889 I know this is an emotional time, 204 00:08:13,923 --> 00:08:15,591 but, Sue, you're a very difficult case. 205 00:08:15,627 --> 00:08:18,708 Your premolars were literally facing the wrong direction. 206 00:08:18,728 --> 00:08:21,856 She had a tooth growing out of the roof of her mouth! 207 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,833 She's in a book of dental abnormalities! 208 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,686 You know what book she should be in? 209 00:08:26,702 --> 00:08:28,818 The Guinness book, because she's had braces longer 210 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:31,159 than any human being in history. 211 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:34,520 Let us go, Dr. Niller. Your work here is done. 212 00:08:34,538 --> 00:08:37,026 And I know because I went to six and a half months 213 00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:38,573 of dental-assistant school, 214 00:08:38,609 --> 00:08:41,115 give or take a few absences, but they were excused. 215 00:08:41,673 --> 00:08:43,036 This is The Year of Sue, 216 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,627 and it's not starting in three months. 217 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:46,365 It's starting now. 218 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,157 Sue Heck needs a win. 219 00:08:53,526 --> 00:08:56,060 I don't know how messengers do it. 220 00:08:57,358 --> 00:08:58,347 [Whistles] 221 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,792 - Okay. - Hey. 222 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:03,771 - Hey. Where were you guys? - Orthodontist. 223 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:05,368 Mike: Yeah? How did it go? 224 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,342 [Humming] 225 00:09:07,409 --> 00:09:10,471 [Squealing] 226 00:09:16,024 --> 00:09:17,652 - Whoo-hoo! - Mike: Look at that! 227 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,168 Doesn't she look great? 228 00:09:19,178 --> 00:09:20,650 - Hey, hey! - Wow! 229 00:09:20,678 --> 00:09:23,787 - Oh, my God. Wow! - Guys, you're staring at me. 230 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,238 Sorry, but the last time I saw you without braces, 231 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,736 you were 9 years old. You're just so beautiful. 232 00:09:28,856 --> 00:09:32,505 Oh, dad. [Chuckles] I'm just the same old Sue. 233 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:36,374 I'm trying to think of an insult, and I-I can't. 234 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,203 Okay. Throw out whatever you got for dinner, 235 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,819 'cause we are having a special meal to celebrate. 236 00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:42,657 We got whatever Sue wanted... 237 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:45,657 Taffy, caramel, caramel apples, jelly beans. 238 00:09:45,693 --> 00:09:47,743 Oh, kettle corn, candy corn, 239 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,295 and last but not least [Singsong voice] bit-o-honey. 240 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,664 And remember, you got to have some greens, 241 00:09:52,784 --> 00:09:54,598 so everybody take a jolly rancher. 242 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:55,666 [Laughs] 243 00:09:55,734 --> 00:09:57,667 Did they let you keep the braces? 244 00:09:59,414 --> 00:10:01,335 What? It's a legitimate question. 245 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,873 Sue, 246 00:10:02,941 --> 00:10:04,664 why don't you tell everybody what you told me in the car? 247 00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:07,426 [Normal voice] Mm! Well, before I got my braces off, 248 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:10,517 I would have never had the nerve to run for this office. 249 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,548 Holy crap! Kettle corn is amazing! 250 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:15,474 But I really feel like things are going my way, 251 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:19,352 and since The Year of Sue is back on track, 252 00:10:19,472 --> 00:10:23,157 I have decided to run for... 253 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:24,959 Sergeant at arms! 254 00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:27,191 More like sergeant of pretty teeth! 255 00:10:27,311 --> 00:10:28,828 It can't be done! 256 00:10:34,456 --> 00:10:36,647 Isn't this great? It fits everything... 257 00:10:36,651 --> 00:10:38,215 my books, my gym clothes, 258 00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:39,788 some candy from last night's dinner, 259 00:10:39,814 --> 00:10:42,175 a hairdryer in case someone gives me a swirly. 260 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:43,149 [Sighs] 261 00:10:43,422 --> 00:10:45,251 So, what do you think, mom? Did I nail it? 262 00:10:45,371 --> 00:10:47,800 - Yeah, it's fine. - Yep. 263 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:50,607 It's the perfect bag for me. 264 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:58,044 [Squealing] 265 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,682 Hey! Come on! Let's go! 266 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:05,754 [Singsong voice] I got to get this to school! 267 00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:08,104 Sue knew when she got to school 268 00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:10,610 everyone would notice she got her braces off, 269 00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:12,622 but just in case they didn't... 270 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,561 I got my braces off! [Chuckles] 271 00:11:14,598 --> 00:11:16,454 Hey, I just got my braces off. 272 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:17,826 I got my braces off. 273 00:11:17,835 --> 00:11:19,829 Soak it in, people. She's gorgeous! 274 00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:22,463 [Laughs] 275 00:11:23,358 --> 00:11:24,987 - [TV chatter] - Let's go. 276 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:26,479 You sure you want to do this? 277 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:27,658 I already beat you three times. 278 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:29,497 Yeah, and I beat you 300 times. 279 00:11:29,617 --> 00:11:30,383 [Sighs] Off the couch. 280 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:32,294 Look [Scoffs] don't take this the wrong way, 281 00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:33,621 but it's not that fun anymore. 282 00:11:33,741 --> 00:11:35,249 Sports aren't about fun. 283 00:11:35,369 --> 00:11:37,014 They're about having a clear winner. 284 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,944 - [TV shuts off] - Let's go. 285 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,075 [Grunts] 286 00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:42,710 [Groans] 287 00:11:42,778 --> 00:11:44,879 - You all right? - Yeah. Fine. 288 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:46,151 Do you want to stop? 289 00:11:46,181 --> 00:11:47,267 Why would I want to stop? 290 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:49,160 'Cause you just made a noise like you were having a baby. 291 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:49,855 What are we doing here? 292 00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:51,639 Are we tracking each other's noises or are we playing basketball? 293 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,669 Dad, if you want to stop, I'll just tell people you beat me. 294 00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:55,278 That's what you're gonna have to tell them, 295 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,079 'cause I'm gonna beat you. 296 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,484 Damn it. 297 00:12:03,502 --> 00:12:04,910 [Objects rattling] 298 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:08,029 Brick! Will you please go to bed? 299 00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,060 I have to be up by noon tomorrow. 300 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,169 What do you think? Mom carried me in this. 301 00:12:13,196 --> 00:12:15,528 Well, actually, it was the Fergusons' baby, but... 302 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,916 I can access my snacks through the leg holes. 303 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,934 I thought you were using the guitar case. 304 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,072 Actually, there was a slight snag with the guitar case. 305 00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:32,642 [Yawning] Hey, Brick. 306 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,343 [Clears throat] 307 00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:36,263 I think I broke dad today. 308 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,181 Have you noticed he's been, like, slowing down a little lately? 309 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,257 Hmm. I don't know. 310 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:42,812 I mean, 311 00:12:43,187 --> 00:12:45,903 he does seem to moan more when he sits down. 312 00:12:46,023 --> 00:12:47,686 And last week, he increased my allowance 313 00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:48,903 so I would tie his shoes. 314 00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:49,726 [Inhales sharply] 315 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,619 I beat him for the first time in basketball the other day, 316 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,622 and, uh, it felt so good. 317 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:55,579 But then I beat him two more times, 318 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,446 and it didn't feel as good. 319 00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:58,855 Do you think that's weird? 320 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,114 I know you don't pay that much attention to me, 321 00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:02,742 but I'm not really a sports person. 322 00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:05,605 [Scoffs] It's not just a sports thing, Brick. 323 00:13:05,641 --> 00:13:07,397 I-I'm not supposed to beat dad at anything. 324 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:08,916 Why? 325 00:13:09,245 --> 00:13:10,581 'Cause dad's dad. 326 00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:13,974 He's like, you know, all powerful and stuff. 327 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,456 So why don't you just let him win? 328 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,645 Well, 'cause if I let him win, 329 00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:17,889 he'll think I feel sorry for him, 330 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,078 and he'll feel even worse. 331 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,361 If I'm gonna play him, I got to try my hardest, 332 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,773 and if I try my hardest, I will beat him. See, 333 00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:26,196 this is where my awesomeness works against me. 334 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,152 I wouldn't worry about it too much. 335 00:13:28,163 --> 00:13:29,492 It's the natural order of things. 336 00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,374 What do you mean? 337 00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:33,619 [Sighs] Adults are supposed to slow down. 338 00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:35,445 We were put here on earth to replace them. 339 00:13:35,512 --> 00:13:38,247 You replace dad, Sue replaces mom, 340 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:40,906 and since I was a mistake, I don't replace anybody. 341 00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:43,354 I'm free to live my life as I choose. 342 00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:50,395 So, the night of Sue's last first day without braces... 343 00:13:50,515 --> 00:13:52,848 I mean her second last first day... 344 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:53,825 I can't keep it straight. 345 00:13:53,872 --> 00:13:56,442 But things couldn't have been going better. 346 00:13:57,735 --> 00:14:00,636 Well, I guess they could have been going a little better. 347 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,151 [Muffled] Mom, can I have a word with you? 348 00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:05,656 Little hectic right now, Sue. Can it wait? 349 00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:07,161 No, I think we should talk right now. 350 00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:09,174 [Sighs] Okay. What is it? 351 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:10,374 [Gasps] 352 00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:11,925 Oh, my God. 353 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,144 What happened?! 354 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,859 I don't know. I don't know. 355 00:14:15,871 --> 00:14:17,322 Things are shifting, mom. 356 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,657 It started with one tooth, and now it's two. 357 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,974 Dr. Niller was right. 358 00:14:20,974 --> 00:14:22,695 I wasn't ready to get my braces off. 359 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,925 I do have spongy bones! 360 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:26,874 - What am I gonna do? - Okay. All right. Give me a second. 361 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,682 I got to think. 362 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,272 I can't go to school like this. 363 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:29,971 I can't! 364 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,956 Calm down, Sue. It's not that bad. 365 00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,654 What's not that bad? Whoa! 366 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:34,555 Can you tell? 367 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,423 You got three teeth going all over the place. 368 00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:37,166 Three?! 369 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,255 Frankie, what the hell is going on? 370 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:40,597 Why did Niller take them off if he knew she wasn't ready? 371 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:41,832 Wh... he recommended this?! 372 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:43,079 Recommended-ish. 373 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,857 This is nuts! 374 00:14:43,869 --> 00:14:45,848 The guy's building a lake house with our money, 375 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:47,065 and our daughter ends up like this? 376 00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:48,024 I'm going down there. 377 00:14:48,092 --> 00:14:49,143 - You can't. - Why can't I? 378 00:14:49,193 --> 00:14:50,326 Mom forced him to take them off! 379 00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:51,168 What?! 380 00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,344 Forced-ish. 381 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:54,124 Dr. Niller said that my bones are spongy 382 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,716 so I was gonna have to wait another three months, 383 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,794 and then mom yelled at him, so he took them off anyway. 384 00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,234 Well, I was trying to get you your Year of Sue. 385 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,580 Oh, sure, everybody wants their year, 386 00:15:01,598 --> 00:15:03,079 but nobody wants to get their hands dirty. 387 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:03,910 Could you guys keep it down? 388 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,567 I'm not getting up for another six hours. 389 00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:06,375 Whoa. 390 00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:07,511 What's happening to your mouth? 391 00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:09,308 You got, like, four teeth going all over the place. 392 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:10,811 Four?! 393 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,275 Oh, my God. This is a nightmare. 394 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:16,569 I can just kiss sergeant at arms goodbye. 395 00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:17,564 Not with that mouth you can't. 396 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,261 Boo-yah! I'm back, baby. 397 00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:20,672 - Whoo! - I just don't get it. 398 00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,276 This was supposed to be The Year of Sue! 399 00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:26,022 You know what, Sue? Maybe stop labeling things. 400 00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:28,352 Maybe just see what happens, and then give it a name. 401 00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:30,485 Nice parenting, mom. How did this even happen? 402 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:31,818 I thought you went to dental school. 403 00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:33,154 I only went for six months, 404 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:34,580 and I missed a lot of days, all right? 405 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:35,195 Okay, people. 406 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,396 I really need help figuring out this backpack situation. 407 00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:39,860 Not now, Brick. We're focusing all our attention on Sue. 408 00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:40,766 Why? 409 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,288 Whoa. 410 00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:44,951 I hope he's not gonna charge us to do the whole thing again. 411 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:47,095 It's gonna put us in the poor house. Look at her. 412 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,331 It's like a demolition derby going on in there. 413 00:15:49,451 --> 00:15:51,292 She's gonna have braces on for six more years. 414 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,848 - She'll have them on at her wedding. - What?! 415 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,429 Why are we still throwing money at this? 416 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,068 Just move her to a bell tower in Paris and call it a day. 417 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,508 - [Air hisses] - Hello? 418 00:15:58,526 --> 00:15:59,926 No one's concentrating on me. 419 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,325 I need help here. 420 00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:03,216 Seventh grade is a very formative year. 421 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:04,697 Yesterday, I was offered something 422 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:05,715 by a guy called a stoner. 423 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,196 Nobody cares about your stupid backpack, Brick! 424 00:16:07,249 --> 00:16:09,708 This is your fault, mom. You gave me bad advice. 425 00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:11,493 You said the guitar case was fine. 426 00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:13,067 How long have you been my kid, Brick? 427 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,795 You should know when I say "fine" I'm not paying attention. 428 00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:17,921 Sue: Darrin's coming back tomorrow, 429 00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:19,449 and I didn't even get to kiss him 430 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,490 with my straight teeth. 431 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:22,252 Sue, everything's gonna be fine, 432 00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:24,020 and not the "I'm not listening" fine, 433 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,454 the "we'll figure it out" fine. 434 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:27,240 Oh, I can't believe we're still talking about this! 435 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:29,130 God clearly wants her to be ugly. 436 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:30,330 Why are we fighting his plan? 437 00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:31,279 - Mike. - Axl. 438 00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:33,532 No. You know what? Axl's right. 439 00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,272 Clearly, the universe is trying to tell me something. 440 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:39,403 Whenever I try to do anything, it gets undone. 441 00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:42,898 And I know I always bounce back, but maybe I shouldn't. 442 00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:46,803 Maybe the universe is sending me a message to give up! 443 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,841 Well, message received, universe! 444 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,445 Got it! 445 00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,993 - [Sighs] - [Door slams] 446 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,000 Okay, she's fine. 447 00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:57,972 Now, about my backpack situation. 448 00:17:04,163 --> 00:17:05,422 Sneaking out on me? 449 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,086 Let's go. One more game. 450 00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:10,690 I really can't. 451 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,903 What's wrong? You afraid of me? 452 00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,527 [Grunts] 453 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,471 Bill: Hey, guys! 454 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,349 Hi, Bill. 455 00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:21,691 Hey, I was cleaning out my garage today 456 00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:23,517 and realized I never returned your ball pump. 457 00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:25,449 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 458 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:26,941 Hey, this is my nephew, A.J. 459 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,492 He's up visiting us for a few days. 460 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,150 Hey, A.J. here's my son Axl. 461 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,783 Looks like you guys are playing some hoops! 462 00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:34,426 How about a little, uh, two on two? 463 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:37,328 Oh, well, I was just about to kick Axl's butt, 464 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:38,953 but I guess that can wait. 465 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,043 [Grunts] 466 00:17:46,394 --> 00:17:47,869 Nice shot, dad! 467 00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,982 [Panting] All right. 468 00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:54,589 Ooh. Hey! 469 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,067 Ah! 470 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,850 - [Clapping] - That's two for the good guys. 471 00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:00,689 Yep, they may be here to replace us, 472 00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:02,172 but until they do, 473 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,805 we might as well hitch our old, rusty wagons to their stars. 474 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,345 Good shot, Axl! 475 00:18:08,515 --> 00:18:09,914 Go get it, Axl! 476 00:18:12,315 --> 00:18:14,340 Hey! Nice job! 477 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:15,919 [Grunts] 478 00:18:17,477 --> 00:18:19,075 - Yes! - Oh-ho! 479 00:18:19,111 --> 00:18:20,580 Attaboy, Axl. 480 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,276 Hey. 481 00:18:21,396 --> 00:18:22,523 That's the ballgame. 482 00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:23,727 Whew! 483 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,029 You guys want to play again, or... 484 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:27,903 Do you not have three minutes? 485 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:29,233 [Laughter] 486 00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:31,298 [Panting] You guys were good today. 487 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,353 I think we're gonna go home and lick our wounds. 488 00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:34,771 Later. 489 00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:37,918 Ooh. That was awesome. 490 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:39,996 We totally destroyed those guys. 491 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,607 Is it just me, or has Bill lost a step? 492 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:44,813 Oh, no, he's quick. You're quicker. 493 00:18:45,182 --> 00:18:47,172 I think you might have broken his ankle on that crossover. 494 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,536 [Chuckles] 495 00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,801 Hey, you must have picked his pocket like three times. 496 00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:51,919 Yeah, I guess. 497 00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:53,493 You know, 498 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,226 the key to that move is, 499 00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:58,100 - you got to shade 'em to the right. - Oh. 500 00:18:58,511 --> 00:18:59,845 Yeah. Did you notice that? 501 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,578 Yeah, no, you got to teach me that sometime. 502 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,509 All right. 503 00:19:02,866 --> 00:19:04,751 Sue, heard we had a little problem. 504 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:08,731 There may have been some slight shifting. 505 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,370 I'm sure it's not that bad. 506 00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:12,383 Let's take a little look, here. 507 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:14,731 Whoa. 508 00:19:15,837 --> 00:19:18,670 Sue, I want you to know that this is not a victory for me. 509 00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:20,843 Despite what my mother-in-law says, 510 00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:22,363 I don't enjoy being right. 511 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:24,932 But you don't become the best ortho in Orson 512 00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:27,566 without knowing your way around a set of chompers. 513 00:19:28,023 --> 00:19:30,467 So, let's see what we can do here. 514 00:19:31,265 --> 00:19:33,818 - You know what? - I know, I know. 515 00:19:33,938 --> 00:19:35,972 I have to get my braces back on. 516 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,742 Just go ahead and do it. I deserve it. 517 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:41,019 Actually, what I was going to say was 518 00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:43,406 I think I might be able to take care of this 519 00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:46,287 without putting braces back on at all. 520 00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,927 Really?! 521 00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:51,674 Let me ask you something. 522 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:54,509 Instead of getting braces again, 523 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:58,442 what would you say to wearing a retainer for a year? 524 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,326 A Year of Sue? 525 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:09,390 And a month later, Sue did win sergeant at arms. 526 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,737 Please rise and face the flag. 527 00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:16,002 Remove all hats. 528 00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,005 [Clears throat] 529 00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:20,685 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 530 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:23,410 Maybe it was because she got her braces off. 531 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:26,730 Or maybe she really was coming into her own. 532 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,890 I guess we'll never know. 533 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,828 But things were changing. 534 00:20:30,948 --> 00:20:33,193 Maybe it really was gonna be... 535 00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:36,206 - ... and justice for all. - ... The Year of Sue. 536 00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:45,835 Damn it, Sue. We try to take you out to celebrate, 537 00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:47,363 we end up in a dumpster. 538 00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:50,225 Who the hell puts their retainer in a napkin? 539 00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:53,198 I'm sorry! I said I'm sorry. 540 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,667 You guys go. I'll... I'll find it myself. 541 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:56,472 Good idea. 542 00:20:56,491 --> 00:20:58,713 Let's just close the lid and let 'em take her to the dump. 543 00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:00,689 She's the city's problem now. 544 00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:03,204 - Wait a minute. - Did you find it? 545 00:21:03,232 --> 00:21:06,616 No, but I think I found the answer to all my backpack problems. 546 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,603 - What do you think? - It's fine. 547 00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:13,457 - Found it! Phew! - Whoo! 548 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,182 Yep, not mine! 549 00:21:16,732 --> 00:21:18,515 Eww. 550 00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:33,056 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 551 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:37,656 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0